But see, would a straight man wear a suit like that in public with no sense of irony? And who says David is gay? John is his exception (and really, you can't blame him), not his rule.

Yes, I am just reporting facts. There's is nothing in my facts that are false.

(My favorite comment about the suit was something along the lines of, "I didn't really have a problem with it except I couldn't figure out 9 across.")