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misssara11I am at work and bored. Since I am at work, I cannot rewatch HIMYM, nor can I easily access YouTube. Oh, I can get on it, but the connection around here is shoddy so it takes forever to load.
Entertain me, o'flist of awesome. Even if it's just stupid comments. Fic is good. Smutty fic is better (Ten/Rose, Guy/Marian, Barney/Robin, Gene/Alex, you all should know what I like by now). If not, I'm just going to stare at the tie!porn in my icon here.
*looks cute, flutters eyelashes, butters parsnips* Please?
I can promise to be continuously bored throughout the day as I have class tonight and they just have lab time. So, take your time.
Entertain me, o'flist of awesome. Even if it's just stupid comments. Fic is good. Smutty fic is better (Ten/Rose, Guy/Marian, Barney/Robin, Gene/Alex, you all should know what I like by now). If not, I'm just going to stare at the tie!porn in my icon here.
*looks cute, flutters eyelashes, butters parsnips* Please?
I can promise to be continuously bored throughout the day as I have class tonight and they just have lab time. So, take your time.
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Tie porn!
Date: 2008-04-23 04:24 pm (UTC)"Wake up, Rose Tyler! It's a new morning, and the whole wide universe is out there for us," the Doctor chirps, as he leans on the doorframe of her bedroom, fully dressed and ready.
Rose pulls the red pillow over her head. "Go 'way. 'M sleeping." When he doesn't, she looks up, red lips puffy and eyelids heavy with sleep.
"No, I've seen you sleep. You're not drooling half as much as you usually do when you're asleep." Her hair hangs in uncombed tresses and she wears her baby blue night shirt, the one with the teddy bear and the text "Hug me!" The Doctor smoothly ducks the pillow she throws at him. "You humans are funny, so hard to wake up."
She focuses slowly on him. "Yeah, well, when you were sleeping it took an alien invasion to wake you up." She yawns. He doesn't.
"Ah, and your mother's lovely tea."
She looks at him, frustrated as only an evening person facing a very early morning person can be. "Why are you dragging me up this early?"
"It's not early, really. Time is all relative on the TARDIS. More relative than usual, even."
"Well, why are you dragging me up this early, personal time? Which new place is exciting enough to get me up at what feels like bloody six o'clock in the morning?"
"Uhm..." He grabs his neck and looks ashamed. "Actually, we're still in the vortex. I was just feeling cheerful."
Rose groans. "It should be criminal to be that cheerful at this hour."
"Criminally cheerful, that's my middle name!"
"How can you have a middle name, when you don't even have a name?"
"Sure I do. I'm the Doctor. The Criminally Cheerful Doctor. See?" His smile is even wider than usual.
She gets out of bed and heads towards her bathroom. "If you're going to wake me up just for the fun of it, at least have the decency to bring me some tea. I'm hitting the shower."
***
She thinks about him as she lets the hot water hit her face. He's maddening and glorious and alien and all... Doctor. She'd like to think about him as her very own hyperactive saviour-of-worlds, but she knows he's not hers. Not yet, anyway, and with the way things are going, he never will be. If neither of them makes a move, he'll be regenerating again before she can kiss him with her own lips, and then she'll have to get to know him all over again. As she lathers her hair with the shampoo he has picked for her in the nineteenth millennium, the one that smells of unearthly flowers, she decides to take charge of her love life. As she rinses, she chuckles at herself for reading Cosmo, and as she dries her carefully laid straight page, she laughs at them both for being so incredibly dense.
Re: Tie porn!
Date: 2008-04-23 04:24 pm (UTC)He listens to her laughter coming out of the bathroom, and feels confident he's forgiven. Or that he at least will be when she gets out to two steaming mugs of Earl Grey (his plain, hers with just a splash of milk). When she steps out, she's dressed in the blue shirt she wore on New Earth and her eyelashes are thick with mascara. She plops down on her bed and grabs the mug. He's still standing, leaning on the wall. "You can do a whole lot of things, Doctor, but I don't think you can relax, even here in the TARDIS."
"Just you watch me, Rose Tyler, just you watch," he says and loosens his tie, unbuttons the top button of his shirt and kicks the shoes off. "Mind you, I'm doing this knowing fully well that I'll have to run for my life wearing only socks." She giggles, and he sits down in the corner of her bed with his arms around his knees. He takes the tie and start fiddling with it in one hand.
She takes a sip, pushes the mess on her bedside table into a smaller pile and puts the mug down. "The universe will get by without you. It did before you were born, after all," she says and takes his hand.
"I know. Did you think I chose to live my life saving lesser species?" His hand on top of hers, and she takes the tie away from him.
"Then why can't you get away from it all, just for a little while?"
"Oh, I can't stop. My years will catch up with me."
She feels the impending change of subject. "I'm not asking you to settle down. I'd never ask that of you. It just wouldn't be you if you settled." He smiles sadly, and she draws the tie around his wrists, preparing for a joke, when he just... stops. Stops talking. Stops breathing. Even the TARDIS stops. The only sound that can be heard is the beating of three hearts, two of them racing. His eyes are wide and brown and completely focused on her.
When he starts breathing again, it's with a whisper. "Rose..."
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Date: 2008-04-23 04:49 pm (UTC)"Birthday suit up, Scherbatsky."
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Date: 2008-04-23 04:54 pm (UTC)Thank you!
HOW GOOD WAS THIS EPSISODE?!?!
That, I haven't watched three times, nor watched the last scene five or the end of that scene ten times. Nope. Not me. And that number won't rise either. Not at all.no subject
Date: 2008-04-23 06:20 pm (UTC)Disclaimer: I am not a fic writer. This is my debut, and I only wrote it because an idea got into my head and I was thinking about it and couldn't get to sleep. Also, it's 2AM here.
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The door to Robin's apartment flew open, sending the dogs into a frenzy. In one fluid motion she reached for the hand gun under the sofa, stood up, and aimed it at the person standing in the doorway.
"For Chrissake's, Scherbatsky, are you trying to kill someone?" Barney said as he walked nonchalantly into the room.
Robin lowered the gun slightly. "How the hell did you get into my apartment?" she asked incredulously.
"Never mind about that," Barney dismissed. "I have a proposition for you."
Robin sighed and put the gun on the coffee table. "And what would that be?"
"Birthday suit up, Scherbatsky," he commanded.
"Barney, I'm not going to take off my clothes just because you break into my apartment and order me to." Robin started speaking very quickly, "And besides, I know that the other night we kissed, and it was great, but it was just a one-time thing. I was vulnerable from the breakup and you were there and..."
"Scherbatsky, listen to me," Barney interrupted. "It may surprise you to learn that underneath my finely-crafted Italian suit--" he paused to straighten his tie-- "I happen to be in my birthday suit as well. This works both ways. I get to see you naked, and even better yet, you get to see me naked."
"Barney, I..." Robin started to protest.
"Oh, Robin, Robin, Robin," he interrupted. "Do you remember what I told you in the bar the other night? About what I tell women?"
Robin blushed. "Yeah," she replied.
Barney stepped closer to her and leaned in. "And do you remember that you were a little turned on?"
"No," Robin said, her blush deepening as she started to giggle.
Barney stepped even closer. "You're giggling. That means you're lying." His voice got lower as he got even closer. "Just think... that could happen. Tonight."
After a moment's hesitation, Robin grabbed Barney's tie with her left hand and pulled him in for a kiss as she used her right hand to start unbuttoning her blouse.
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Okay, I'm leaving it at that, since writing sex scenes scare me, and, besides, I really need to go to sleep.
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Date: 2008-04-23 11:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-23 04:51 pm (UTC)*~*~*~*~*~*~
One hand seemed to move of its own accord, drawing lazy circles on the bare skin of her back before pushing under her tank top to run along the line of her spine. Rose arched at his touch, her hands grasping at his shoulders as his fingers grazed over her side, barely brushing against the softness of her breast before resting at the band of her pyjama bottoms.
The Doctor watched Rose’s pulse twitching at her throat as her eyes opened, her emotions so very apparent. He could almost feel the longing radiating from her body as his eyes flicked towards her parted and reddened lips.
“You okay?” she asked, rather breathlessly. The Doctor gazed at her for a long moment before giving her a lazy smile.
“Okay? I’m more okay that I have been in… well, a long time,” he answered, his hand coming up to brush against her cheek. She caught his hand with hers and pressed a kiss to his wrist. He sucked in a shaky breath at the simple gesture before wrapping his arms around her body, kissing her forehead before pulling away.
At Rose’s small pout, the Doctor grinned. “We should get up,” he said in response to her unasked question. “Can’t lay about all day, can we?” He rolled away from her and stood on the far side of the bed, readjusting his tie and running a hand through his mussed hair.
“Says who?” Rose propped herself up on an elbow, the thin strap of her top falling off her shoulder with the movement, giving the Doctor a tantalizing glimpse of soft, bare skin. “Doctor,” she murmured, drawing his attention. She gave him one of those mega-watt smiles he remembered and loved so well. “Something the matter?”
“Oh no,” he replied with a shake of his head. “Nothing that a little time can’t fix.” The Doctor held out a hand to help Rose to her feet. She glanced at the upturned palm with an amused expression, and the Doctor gave her a strange sort of smile.
“Come on, get dressed. There’s somewhere I want to go.” Rose grasped the Doctor’s hand and felt a bit short of breath as his fingers closed tightly around hers. He pulled her to her feet and gave her hand a little squeeze before letting go and turning away.
Puzzled, Rose could only yawn and stretch her arms before padding quietly from the room. Whatever it was, she figured the Doctor would let her in on the mystery in due time.
*~*~*~*~*
And yes, I got that thing you sent me - believe me, it's kept me from busting someone in the face. Thank you~
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Date: 2008-04-23 05:01 pm (UTC)You want to write more. You know you do.
BTW, I'm in the middle of writing their second date. They're having a wondeful time, though one party's getting rather frustrated because the other party won't go beyond kissing at the moment. It's so much fun!no subject
Date: 2008-04-23 04:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-23 05:05 pm (UTC)But remember, they were just friends and he was a father figure to her. Yep. That's it. They never ever flirted or saw each other in "that way". *nods solemnly*
*bursts out laughing* Right, I had a go at it. Didn't work.
*squishes her OTP like she will her squishy Adipose, which she will name Squishy. Because it better be squishy*
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Date: 2008-04-23 05:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-23 05:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-23 06:47 pm (UTC)Can I have one?
Comforting!Barney is comforting.
If we ignore the little tears, we've got a happy couple who are madly in love with each other.
Ack. He's a friend who's in love with another friend. OH Barney. I can't wait for you to realize it.
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Date: 2008-04-23 09:16 pm (UTC)No, no. They are tears of happiness as she realizes they are so in love with each other.
Ack. He's a friend who's in love with another friend. OH Barney. I can't wait for you to realize it.
And see, here's the thing, Barney wouldn't try to change her. He'd let her travel the world (it would help his completing his list of places he's had sex). He wouldn't try to tie her down. And Robin knows exactly who and what Barney is and she's fine with it. So, she wouldn't change him either.
The show has proven that deep down, Barney is a romantic. I firmly believe that men, even dogs, will become what he needs to be when he finds the right woman. For Barney, that woman is Robin.
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Date: 2008-04-23 08:54 pm (UTC)ships, ships, why do they always draw me back?I'm gonna go find myself some old episodes to reacquaint myself, but I just wanted to let you know.
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Date: 2008-04-23 09:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-27 07:38 pm (UTC)