misssara11 | An Open Letter

Dear Alexander Skarsgård,

Seriously, you need to stop being really really ridiculously good looking. Honestly. I can only take so much.

First time I see you, you're all heroic and snarky (ala Damian Lewis in Band of Brothers, do you know a way to a girl's heart or what?) in Generation Kill.

Now, you're going to be a vampire in True Blood. (Once again, GET OUT MY FANTASIES!)

And you're Swedish. You know how I feel about Swedish guys. If you play hockey, I will have to come and possess you completely.

Look, I know you were doomed to be hot by your parentage alone. But you could have slowly worked your way into America instead of the blitz you've deemed necessary.

You do realize you've made my list of five already? You join a very distinguished group of Matthew Perry, David Tennant, Richard Armitage, and your fellow countryman Henrik Zetterberg. If you choose to work with any of the first three of that list, please try not to share too many scenes as the sexy will take over the world.