misssara11 | Meme of Character Response.

Original post is right here if you have an inquiring mind as well.

catyuy ask for Montgomery Pippin, DI (IC).

1.) So Monty what was your first impression of Peter?
This is a man in desperate need of a shave, a drink and a shag. And the first two would help quite a bit with the last one.

2.) Have you truly taken Ben under your wing?
Ah yes, young Benjamin. Grasshopper has much still to learn but since Peter left me without a wingman for a...relationship. Excuse me for a moment...

Sorry that word makes me throw up a bit in my mouth. Where was I? Oh yeah, Ben's great. Plus, he's a barman. A fact which I take full advantage of, which in turn helps me take full advantage of...well, you know.

3.) Would you ever settle down with one woman and start a family?
Why? What did you hear? The kid doesn't even look like me! She said she was on the pill! I pulled out as soon as I felt it break!!! I said I'd take the paternity test but she said it was fine! Wait, which one are we talking about? The ginger one or the brunette? Maybe the blonde? Remind me to call my lawyer after this.

4.) Have you seen Hannah in her Belle persona? and can you notice any differences?
As anytime I spend around the fair Hannah she is hanging all over my partner, I'm going to say most likely not. Or she isn't any different, which I don't think is true. I've seen her in few of the get-ups both on her and hanging in her wardrobe as I was snooping around hers when over for get togethers. I've asked for a private modeling session and she keeps saying no and then Peter looks as if he wants to punch me again. I think I'm wearing her down though. And I've told Carlisle he can watch too. It's not like he hasn't seen it all before.

5.) What in the WORLD possessed you to shag someone at Peter's apartment?
I'm never going to hear the end of that, am I?

Look, I couldn't very well take her back to mine now could I? And since Hannah's come on the scene, Peter's gained much more interesting toys that he thinks I don't know about. And it's not like it was the first time I've done it.

Or the last. What?!