Meme Part One

I've been tagged and since I'm a good girl, I do as I'm told (though I truly need to be writing my ficathon piece. You do realize ivydoor, that I was just getting to a smutty bit? You are the one denying the world. Hope you're proud of yourself.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).
6. Tag five people.

( An excerpt from Lean Mean Thirteen by Janet Evanovich )

I tag whoever wants to do it as I REALLY need to get back to writing. I'll most likely do the 28 Questions thing later.

I Can Has Smutty Art!

Guilt-tripping works apparently. The lovely and talented swankkat has just sent me something smutty and pretty and based on Bits.

I'll give you a preview ( here: )

Meme Part Two

Hi! Did you all miss me? It's been what four hours since I last posted. Anywhoodle, here's the 28 Question meme which I gacked from kalleah and ivydoor (who is evil and she knows why).

I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. I'm curious about who's on my list and who has me on theirs. What kind of people share this odd non-space with each other, hm?
( Questions behind the cut )

Also, be sure to look a my previous post for my newest pretty in which this icon came from. And my ficathon piece is off to beta! Yippee!