Birthday Ficlet
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mrv3000's birthday (and a bonus line for larissa_j).
Sir Guy of Gisborne bellowed for a servant as his shirt had caught on a stray weapon and ripped to shreds.
"I'm sorry sir but all of your shirts have inexplicably been destroyed."
"All of them?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, get me a new one then."
"That would be a bit of a problem as the sheriff has confiscated all the fabric in a five mile radius. Something about feeling pretty."
"Hmm. Go beyond the radius and see what you can find. I'll not be borrowing any shirts from you lot. Do you have any idea who would have done this?"
"No, sir. But there was word that the Nightwatchman was about."
"Right. Off you go."
"Very well."
Guy heard a shuffle behind him and turned to see Marian. She seemed to be tossing away a swatch of black fabric. "Guy! Hello. Um, hello."
"Marian. Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Just thought I'd come and oogle you. I mean take the air with you."
"All the way at Locksley? Aren't you living rough now?"
"I was. Am. I just thought I'd pop 'round. I could...should go."
"No, it's alright. Stay. Sorry about the lack of propriety. All of my shirts seem to have had a mishap. Hood no doubt."
"It fine. Just fine. Really, really fine...." She lightly traced his arm. "You could...no."
"What?"
"Just wear the jacket."
"That would be odd."
"Right, this is much, much better. And why would Robin want to destroy your clothing? What would he get out of it?"
"Who knows with him. If you can excuse my nakedness," She seemed to choke a bit. "then, would you accompany me for a walk?"
"Absolutely." She took his arm. He pretended not to flex and she pretended not to feel him up.
Off in the woods an anachronistically wrong for the period (and with this group, that's saying something) couple watched the happenings. The female, a blonde, cocked her head. "Doctor? Weren't people of this time very covered up?"
The male, a lanky, wild-haired brunette, rubbed the back of his neck. "Yes, Rose they were."
"Then why is that man half dressed and why does that girl look like she wants to pour things on him and lick them off (not that I blame her)?"
"OI! And I have no idea. You know what that means. No Idea Hug!" They snuggled together, quite content.
"You could start going around like that. Wouldn't complain, me. And it'd free you tie up for other uses."
"I don't remember you being this bold before you went to Pete's World. Something in the water there?"
"I'm just seizing every moment now. Because it's not worth wasting."
"Quite right, too."
"I thought we agreed you wouldn't say that anymore." He silenced her with a kiss.
mrv3000's birthday (and a bonus line for larissa_j). Sir Guy of Gisborne bellowed for a servant as his shirt had caught on a stray weapon and ripped to shreds.
"I'm sorry sir but all of your shirts have inexplicably been destroyed."
"All of them?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, get me a new one then."
"That would be a bit of a problem as the sheriff has confiscated all the fabric in a five mile radius. Something about feeling pretty."
"Hmm. Go beyond the radius and see what you can find. I'll not be borrowing any shirts from you lot. Do you have any idea who would have done this?"
"No, sir. But there was word that the Nightwatchman was about."
"Right. Off you go."
"Very well."
Guy heard a shuffle behind him and turned to see Marian. She seemed to be tossing away a swatch of black fabric. "Guy! Hello. Um, hello."
"Marian. Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Just thought I'd come and oogle you. I mean take the air with you."
"All the way at Locksley? Aren't you living rough now?"
"I was. Am. I just thought I'd pop 'round. I could...should go."
"No, it's alright. Stay. Sorry about the lack of propriety. All of my shirts seem to have had a mishap. Hood no doubt."
"It fine. Just fine. Really, really fine...." She lightly traced his arm. "You could...no."
"What?"
"Just wear the jacket."
"That would be odd."
"Right, this is much, much better. And why would Robin want to destroy your clothing? What would he get out of it?"
"Who knows with him. If you can excuse my nakedness," She seemed to choke a bit. "then, would you accompany me for a walk?"
"Absolutely." She took his arm. He pretended not to flex and she pretended not to feel him up.
Off in the woods an anachronistically wrong for the period (and with this group, that's saying something) couple watched the happenings. The female, a blonde, cocked her head. "Doctor? Weren't people of this time very covered up?"
The male, a lanky, wild-haired brunette, rubbed the back of his neck. "Yes, Rose they were."
"Then why is that man half dressed and why does that girl look like she wants to pour things on him and lick them off (not that I blame her)?"
"OI! And I have no idea. You know what that means. No Idea Hug!" They snuggled together, quite content.
"You could start going around like that. Wouldn't complain, me. And it'd free you tie up for other uses."
"I don't remember you being this bold before you went to Pete's World. Something in the water there?"
"I'm just seizing every moment now. Because it's not worth wasting."
"Quite right, too."
"I thought we agreed you wouldn't say that anymore." He silenced her with a kiss.
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Date: 2007-11-21 04:33 pm (UTC)YAY! *CLAPS*
Thank you!
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Date: 2007-11-21 04:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-21 05:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-21 04:38 pm (UTC)I love Doc/Rose and GoG/Marian
Yaaaaay!! Nakedeness!!
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Date: 2007-11-21 04:41 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-11-21 06:28 pm (UTC)Shirtless Guy! Gratuitous Shirtless Guy! (Except for the part where Marion totally planned it, is it still gratuitous then?)
And high random hugging, and snuggling and...moment seizing. Awesome.
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Date: 2007-11-22 05:28 am (UTC)Well hello story I missed.
Date: 2007-11-23 01:43 am (UTC)You could start going around like that. Wouldn't complain, me. And it'd free you tie up for other uses."
Yay!!!! More tie!porn I say. Ties are good. Wait, that's not the line. I don't care, it should be!
"I thought we agreed you wouldn't say that anymore." He silenced her with a kiss.
Heeee! Poor Doctor. He's never going to live that down.
This was adorable. I only watch one of the shows but it was still cute ;)
Thankies for the tie reference.
Re: Well hello story I missed.
Date: 2007-11-23 02:04 am (UTC)(And really, the best part of the other show is the fact that the one person is ocassionaly shirless. His name is Richard Armitage. I call him Eye Sex because it's what he does and what he is. Evidence of said sexiness.)
Re: Well hello story I missed.
Date: 2007-11-23 02:21 am (UTC)Thank you
Re: Well hello story I missed.
Date: 2007-11-23 03:13 am (UTC)